Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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