bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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