Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Randomize
