Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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