You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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