Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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