Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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