Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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