wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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