dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont even know how to be here
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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