I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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