i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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