I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
