You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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