ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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