i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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