Whod you bang
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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