it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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