somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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