I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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