office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fuck appropriateness.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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