your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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