Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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