There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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