I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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