I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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