Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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