you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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