Having a random hookup so left but love u
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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