what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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