I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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