How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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