Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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