There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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