I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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