You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
