yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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