Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I fill condoms, not promises.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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