Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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