I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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