OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am available for nakedness
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
