Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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