Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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