I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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