I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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