I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My life is pants optional.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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