4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
