would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Randomize
