You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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