I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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