We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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