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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.

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(570): Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome. http://tfl.nu/qugg

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

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WTF??? Isn't he married??

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Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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(910): He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding. (605): WTF??? Isn't he married?? (910): Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL http://tfl.nu/eb9x

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(630): View more from Illinois

week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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(630): week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl. http://tfl.nu/1sz9

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold

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(908): Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold http://tfl.nu/axfw

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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(952): I love watching others lives come down to our level. http://tfl.nu/pfmq

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(860): View more from Connecticut

The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.

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(860): The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up. http://tfl.nu/uswo

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(310): View more from California

how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.

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(310): how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year. http://tfl.nu/ig11

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(325): View more from Texas

This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be

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Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets

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(325): This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be (325): Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets http://tfl.nu/9qmi

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat

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(615): We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat http://tfl.nu/d487

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(313): View more from Michigan

I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.

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(313): I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer. http://tfl.nu/dqld

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.

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(901): Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn. http://tfl.nu/sdqi

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(212): View more from New York

No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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(212): No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often. http://tfl.nu/bjtx

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(989): View more from Michigan

Lets go hit some boners bro!

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I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.

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(989): Lets go hit some boners bro! (1-989): I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk. http://tfl.nu/w0yr

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(205): View more from Alabama

I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.

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(205): I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is. http://tfl.nu/i5kl

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY

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(412): GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY http://tfl.nu/10da

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