Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something