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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship

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• (858): View more from California

  So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.

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