Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(585): View more from New York

Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone

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(314): View more from Missouri

Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again

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(440): View more from Ohio

i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"

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(703): View more from Virginia

She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life

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(309): View more from Illinois

My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.

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