Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.