PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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