HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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