You're my little dorito
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Randomize