I'm really into asian looking animals
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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