so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i drank out of a bidet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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