Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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