Kiss
Puke
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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